Saturday, February 20, 2010

My Nerdy Dreams

The other day I was thinking about several of the guys in my life. They ARE real, don't worry, but just because I don't know them personally yet want to marry each of them does not make me a scrap booking stalker. So here I will be listing off my nerdy fantasy guys, AKA future husband.......yes I will marry each of them.

1. Zachary Levi aka Chuck Bartowski:

Physical Features: Dark curly luscious poofy hair, puppy dog, melting 'looking into my soul into my soul' big brown eyes. The boyish, crooked, goofy, heart wrenching make me happy grin! *ughhhh I shiver* Adorably cute scruffy dark facial hair.

Reasons why I love him: He's Chuck!!! Normally I wouldn't have to explain but considering some of you haven't seen the show I will list it off. Sense of humor, smile, nerdy tendencies, CONVERSE SHOES, romantic, computer nerd, gamer, intelligent, sweet, all around lovable hug me guy......and I don't normally like hugs.
Plan of wooing: Thick black glasses, taped in the middle. Nerd Herd apparel, show interest in computers and video games. Show I can make food. Buy More stalker.

Our Wedding: Beach wedding, guys wearing dark blue jeans and black high top converse shoes. Mid day, girls feet in the sand, bride (Me) sundress. Casual. Pictures us walking through the water barefoot, girl holding converse shoes, holding hands in black and white. Honeymoon consists of Paris, his life long dream.

Children: Four children, 3 boys one girl. Girl is a girly girly but does like the occasional video game. Guys all gamers. Gorgeous children just like their father.

2. Michael J Fox:

Physical Features: Floppy, wring your hands through dark hair, drop dead gorgeous smile, deep ocean blue eyes. Nerdy shortness, and his Parkinson's just adds to the sexiness (in all seriousness).

Reasons Why I Love him: His height!! Aw got to love a short man. Nervous cute laugh, crooked smile, VERY good sense of humor. Parkinson's, love the shakes. Good dresser, love his movies!! Amazing voice! He can call me any time he wants, which is impressive cause I don`t love phone calls.

Plan of Wooing: Rainbow suspenders, drive up in the Back to the Future car and offer him a ride into his future with ME!!! Take him to a midget tossing competition.

Our Wedding: Traditional church wedding with all the family around. Brides maid wearing a red dress. Middle of winter wedding. Long while dress with a red sash. Must be fluffy snow falling. Snow sleigh ride to reception for everyone. Hot chocolate served with whipped cream and chocolate covered almonds. Honeymoon in Banff. Skiing, fireplace lodge, relaxation. Hot tub.

Children: Two children, boy and a girl. Short around 5`4`` lovable cute, athletic yet slightly nerdy with computer look. Boy: brown floppy hair, girl long brown wavy locks.

3. Ryan Reynolds: Enough said.

Physical Features: DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN? Body, nice abs!!! *Drool worthy* Chiseled face, sculpted jaw, dark gelled up, short hair. Amazing puppy dog brown eyes. Beautiful, sand paper gruff, melting your heart smile that shines from the heavens. Wrap your arms around me arms. Oh yeah thats right.

Reasons Why I Love Him: Lovable, husky, sarcastic voice. Amazingly fantastic humor that was given by the Gods. Dorky yet fashionable clothing, I don't need to go shopping for him, hes got it done. A man that can protect with his Deadpool Martial arts.

Plan of Wooing: Wearing my retainer and singing "I Swear" to him with love on the karaoke machine. Interpretational rain dance may be included. Possible booty shake.

Our Wedding: New York city, roof top starry night wedding. Small gathering. Plain white semi long cocktail dress. Brides maids wearing limish green dresses. Simple, yet classy wedding. Honeymoon, boat anchored in the ocean short distance away from a private cove. Some where warm.
Children: 3 Children. All have a very good sense of humour. Two girls, one boy. Get in trouble for their sarcastic ways. Independent, good looking.

4. Phantom:

Physical Features: Handsome on one side, scarred yet attractive on the other. Walks with an air of presence.

Why I Love Him: His singing, scarred destroyed spirit and helplessness. His devotion to his loved one, his romantic ways. Easily jealous. Creative mind, intelligence, sense of mystery. His sneaking C.I.A moves, his cape. His creepy water boat.

Plan of Wooing: None needed, he does all the creepy work. Loves to much.

Our Wedding: Private, dungeon wedding. He marries us together, through forceful persuasion. Wedding dress made by him, in his free time. Seaweed flowers. Music done by clapping electronic money. Ring provided by ex-fiancee.....obviously he was worthless. Honeymoon involves the room next door. Clutter.

Children: Home birth, wouldn't be surprise if he had his own medical degree. 8 for improvement, no room in house. Water beds, literally beds on the water. Kids learn to swim early. Half have good singing voices, while the others don't but have scarred face.....they have been abandoned.

These are my men. Girls if you think about pursuing, I will have to hunt you down like a duck!!

Pleasant dreams!

1 comment:

  1. Most of your plans include multaple children. Many do, until they have one. Unless you have religious beliefs about birth control, you'll change your tune...